Married People Funnies

Oscar:  You think you could survive in Cuba?

Rachel: No.

Oscar: No, honey, you could… You would adapt.

Rachel: No Oscar, I couldn’t.  Do you know how many times I go to the grocery store in one week?  Do you know how much laundry detergent I use?

Oscar [pauses to think about it.]  Oh…you’re right.  You couldn’t.